Why do diets focus on energy and not mass?

When it comes to weight loss, almost everyone focuses on calories — a measure of energy — and some people love to quote the First Law of Thermodynamics as if it told the complete story. But calories are almost impossible to measure accurately in either the intake or expenditure direction. Why is it not more common to focus on measuring mass?

For example, every week I could take my daily average weight and also measure my total intake of food and drink by weight. If my weight goes up or stays the same, consume slightly less by weight over the following week; otherwise, keep intake the same. This way, I'm not counting on some laboratory's bomb calorimeter, or on some population-based formula for my resting metabolic rate, or on the "calories burned" reading from a treadmill. I'm not saying those numbers are meaningless, but I suspect for many people they feel abstract and hard to connect with their goals. For the approach I described, all I need is a good bathroom scale and a good kitchen scale.

In theory this plan should be infallible. It should work if your diet is carnivore, keto, or vegan. Doesn't matter if you are constrained by religion, by food sensitivities, or by anything else you can think of. Doesn't matter if your lifestyle is active or sedentary. And if anything you'd probably want to maximize the calories you consume, which seems more psychologically appealing to me than constantly minimizing them. Note that you'd apply all the same healthy-eating principles as you would if you chose a calorie-based regimen.

Don't get me wrong. Mass-based thinking is still "law of conservation" thinking and doesn't address the hard problems any more than calorie-based thinking. If laws of conservation told the complete story, no one would be unwillingly overweight, because they already have the answer. The hard problems, as with many things in life, are around why we behave the way we do despite knowing what we know.

I don't know how to solve those problems, especially considering they are different for everybody. For me, satiety has historically been a big issue, but there have been other factors as well. Maybe weight loss drugs will be the answer, at least for some of us. We'll see, I guess.

A published study regarding Hikaru's winning streaks

A while back, Vladimir Kramnik drew attention to some extraordinary winning streaks by Hikaru Nakamura. Kramnik is a former world chess champion. Hikaru has long been among the top few chess players in the world, and has made a career as a streamer, playing hours and hours of blitz online.

Chess.com, which is the online platform Hikaru plays on, engaged Jeffrey Rosenthal to do an independent review of the data. Rosenthal published his results in the Harvard Data Science Review.

The math in this paper is over my head, but I get the general idea: create a model, use it to run Monte Carlo simulations, compare the results to what actually happened, and along the way address valid criticisms and corrections regarding the methodology or the data. Rosenthal's bottom line: Hikaru's streaks were not really implausible, given the massive number of games he has played, and given how much stronger he is than his average opponent.

I'm a little annoyed that Rosenthal didn't consider nuances that were pointed out by Kramnik, like the fact that players have different performance expectations under different time controls. He did the right thing by incorporating this feedback and re-running his numbers, but I wish he had thought to do the work in the first place. As it happens, he didn't find much difference in the outcomes.

Kramnik posted a lot of scathing comments on the paper, claiming to have data and methods that refute Rosenthal's work. I can't speak to whether Rosenthal did good science or bad science. All I know is, Kramnik has been claiming for a long time to have damning evidence, but has refused to share it, meanwhile making nasty, thinly veiled accusations against other players under the guise of "just asking questions". That's a pattern of behavior I have no stomach for, especially these days, and especially from a person of his stature. I wish he would either put up, by opening his own work to the same academic scrutiny as Rosenthal did, or shut up.

FIDE's Transgender Policy

FIDE, the official worldwide governing body of chess, posted a new policy (pdf) that bans transgender women from women's chess tournaments pending "further analysis".

If you're wondering why there is such a thing as women's chess tournaments, Charlotte Clymer gives an explanation in her blistering critique of the new regulations. Charlotte is a trans woman and competitive chess player. Her perspective carries a lot more weight than mine.

That said, I wanted to point out some parts of FIDE's policy that are disturbing not just because of the rules it lays out, but also the language it uses to do so. I won't be quoting the whole thing, just excerpts.

It doesn't start out badly:

FIDE in their Directory will recognize an individual’s gender identity that is consistent with the identity they maintain in their non chess life AND that has been confirmed by national authorities based on a due legal and formal process of change.

Okay.

As a rule, change of the gender is not the reason for a person to get a new FIN [FIDE ID number], unless there is a special, strictly exceptional reason for the person not to reveal publicly their previous identity.

I don't see why the person's reason needs to be "strictly exceptional". Is FIDE not aware that many trans people have very good reasons not to reveal their previous identity? It seems to me that once notification of gender change has been received, the option of a new FIN should be offered routinely, for precisely those reasons. Some players may want the new FIN, some may not.

the player’s National Rating’s Officer

Note the apostrophe. I point this out not to be pedantic, but because it's just one example of slightly odd grammar throughout the document, as if it was sloppily translated from a language other than English. Considering the sensitive subject matter, I don't think this was a good document to be sloppy with.

Upon change of the gender in FIDE system, the National Rating Officer should require from the player sufficient proof of a gender change that complies with their national laws and regulations.

Seems reasonable to me. If it isn't, I'm willing to be educated. I know there are already bureaucratic hoops trans people have to go through outside of chess.

Prohibition of the players to participate in the respective country’s chess events in case the player’s request was rejected by a Member Federation and then accepted by FIDE is to be considered and sanctioned as a discriminatory behavior.

So if FIDE says a trans player can play, and a Member Federation doesn't let them, the Member Federation is wrong. This sounded good to me at first, but hang on — a few paragraphs down will be some language that makes this less good.

The National Ratings Officer is responsible for entering justified gender change in FIN

Yes, they really said "justified gender change". I assume they meant "verified" or "confirmed". Again, maybe a translation thing.

The following restrictions shall be applied to a player after the change of the gender in FIDE ID:

In the event that the gender was changed from a male to a female the player has no right to participate in official FIDE events for women until further FIDE’s decision is made. Such decision should be based on further analysis and shall be taken by the FIDE Council at the earliest possible time, but not longer than within 2 (two) years period.

Confession: at first I didn't think this rule was a formal ban on trans women. I assumed the "further analysis" was on a case-by-case basis, like maybe sometimes there would be reasons to double-check a person's documentation, but most of the time people would breeze through the process.

But looking again, I see I was wrong. It's an actual ban on trans women that could last as long as two years while FIDE makes a decision. And that decision could be to continue the ban for all we know. As noted above, FIDE condemns as "discriminatory" any Member Federation that excludes trans women — but it turns out this applies only to open tournaments, which do not have gender restrictions. FIDE not only doesn't condemn, it requires the exclusion of trans women from women's tournaments.

Why would "further analysis" be needed? It sounds like some sort of abundance of caution, as if FIDE felt the need to be sure women's tournaments continue to be a fair playing field for cis women. This only makes sense if you assume people assigned male at birth have an innate advantage over people assigned female at birth when it comes to chess. There is no evidence for this belief, but there is plenty of sexism behind it.

Also, yes, they really said "the gender was changed from a male to a female". And yes, they really said "the player has no right", which (on my charitable bad-translation hypothesis) I took to mean "you aren't permitted yet". But it sounds an awful lot like "you lack human rights".

If a player holds any of the women titles, but the gender has been changed to a man, the women titles are to be abolished.

Why? While we're at it, why not require prize money to be returned as well?

Also, yes, FIDE really said "the gender has been changed to a man".

If a player has changed the gender from a man into a woman, all the previous titles remain eligible.

Why the double standard?

FIDE does not publicly discuss the player’s gender change.

Good. They shouldn't.

However, FIDE has the right to inform the organizers and other relevant parties on the gender change (and the relevant name and/or FIN change) in order to be able to track the record of the player as far as it is necessary for efficient operations of FIDE (e.g. applying titles, recognizing the set temporary restrictions etc.).

Also FIDE has the right to make an appropriate mark in the Players’ database and/or use other measures to inform organizers on a player being a transgender, so that to prevent them from possible illegitimate enrollments in tournaments.

Charlotte Clymer addresses this in the article I mentioned earlier:

There’s another issue here to point out: in these new regulations, FIDE reserves the right to inform tournament organizers that a player is transgender (outing them) and to intentionally mark a transgender player in the FIDE database (again, outing them).

So, for no good reason, if a player is transgender and doesn’t wish to be out, FIDE is essentially banning them from competitive chess. Transgender players, particularly girls and women, are being forced to decide between transgender and being a chess player.

Also, yes, FIDE really said "being a transgender".

Chinese Superstitions and Evil Fish

This post was inspired by something I learned today, which is why the Chinese word for "good fortune" is sometimes hung upside down.

The Chinese have some nutty superstitions based on words sounding alike. The best known of these is probably that the number 4 is considered unlucky because it sounds like the word for "death".

This "reasoning" is especially silly in the Chinese language. In Chinese, every word has one syllable, and there are a limited number of sound combinations that form valid words. For example, in Mandarin there are words that begin with a "k" sound, but none that end with one. So of course every word is going to sound like a whole bunch of other words, in Mandarin more than most other languages. If you're going to use guilt by homophonous association, EVERY word is going to have a hundred layers of meaning that have nothing to do with the word.

In the case of Chinese tetraphobia, the "logic" is especially silly because the words for "4" and "death" don't even have the same tones.

If you want to be logical about this, I'd pick a language like French, which has a tiny number of homophones compared to Chinese, and I'd look for multiple corroborating word associations, not just one. For example, in French the word for fish is "poisson", which sounds suspiciously like the word "poison", meaning "poison". Furthermore, the word for "fisherman", "pêcheur", sounds suspiciously like the word for "sinner", "pécheur". So there you have it: FISH IS EVIL.

Some Ways Wonder Woman Is Different

I saw Wonder Woman on opening night, and while pondering the many reasons I loved it, I got to thinking about differences between Diana and other superheroes.

Like Superman, she comes from a peaceful, scholarly world, but unlike Krypton, Themyscira has a warrior culture. Like Superman, she is pure of heart; unlike Superman, she does not draw a line at killing. And unlike Superman, who was rocketed to Earth as a baby, Diana grew to adulthood in her home world, and so she brings her learnedness with her when she comes to our world.

Like Daredevil and Batman, Diana trains insanely hard from childhood to be a fighter. Unlike them, she doesn't do it because she's been scarred or traumatized. She might be the most psychologically healthy superhero I can think of. She trains hard because she is a warrior at heart and rejects her mother's attempts to shelter her from that life.

Unlike Spider-Man, she doesn't need a "great responsibility" teaching moment. Her natural instinctive reaction is: something's wrong here, people are being harmed, and I have the strength to do something about it.

These differences are some of the reasons I found the movie refreshing. They don't mean one character is necessarily better or worse than another, although I will say the character that Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins have created strikes me as a better Superman than the current Superman.

Why I'm Against "Give Him a Chance"

Trump has already got the chance whether we "give" it to him or not. As near as anyone can tell as of today, he won the election. "Give him a chance" sounds like something I tell myself to feel better about my abuser. It uses an action verb, "to give", to sugarcoat my powerlessness.

Why does the clock start now on giving him a chance? Why wasn't that clock running when he encouraged violence at his rallies? Those rallies were a safe home for bigots itching to punch a protester. Why wasn't the clock running then? At what point do we decide someone has blown the chance we gave them?

I'm more inclined than many to give someone a chance. As far as I'm concerned, Trump could be as dumb as people say, though I doubt it. He could be a buffoon. He could be a failed businessman. He could be all of those things and more. Heck, I was highly amused at how easily he swept that huge Republican field — one with in a Bush in it, for chrissake.

But those rallies slammed a door shut in my mind. If that door didn't slam shut in your mind as well, then I may not stop liking you, loving you, or supporting you as a person, but I'm afraid we have a fundamental disagreement.

In no other sphere of life do we simply ignore the fact that someone has behaved so dangerously with no signs of stopping, being held to account, or caring. What happened to "Trust has to be earned"? What happened to "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time"?

I'm not saying he can't do good things. I'm certainly not saying we should mindlessly protest all things Trump simply because they come from him. I'm saying "give him a chance" is passive bullshit disguised as fairness and graciousness. What we should be saying is "Stay on his case."

Absent-Minded Coffee Drinker

Today's note from Space Cadet Land:

Problem+coffee+engineer

I saw this on my friend's wall and suddenly remembered I'd put water on the stove several minutes earlier to make coffee. I made sure to get up, turn the stove off, and make the coffee before starting to write this, because knowing me I'd get sidetracked again mid-sentence and end up with a scorched pot and no coffee.

P.S. I just remembered my original plan was not to make my own coffee, but to go across the street and sit at Au Bon Pain for a while. Sigh. I guess I can still do that, and just get something besides coffee.

P.P.S. Sure enough, in the time I'm taking to write this I think my water would have mostly boiled off if I hadn't gotten up.

P.P.P.S. Before looking at anything else on Facebook I'd better get up and drink my coffee before it gets cold.

P.P.P.P.S. Before I get up, a fun fact: the mathematician Paul Erdős is often credited with saying, "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems," but apparently he actually got it from another mathematician named Alfréd Rényi.

P.P.P.P.P.S Got up and drank the coffee. It was cold.

Getting Writing Done

Every individual is different when it comes to writing. A frequent problem for me is that the words and ideas race around in circles in my head and I can't seem to round them up so that they come out of me and get onto the page. I don't care how sloppily the words come out — that's what editing and revisions are for — if they would only come out.

In those situations it sometimes helps when a friend asks one specific question via email or Facebook or chat, and when I go to answer that one person about that one little thing, I find the floodgates open and I end up blathering their virtual ear off. And then I realize all that blathering should go on my blog, if only on Scott Hanselman's "finite keystrokes" principle, so I go ahead and repurpose the stuff I wrote into a blog post. (What you're reading now is in fact an example of me doing this.)

It isn't always a question that sets me off. The person might make an assertion that isn't quite correct, and my "well, actually" reflex kicks in, and there you go, I'm blathering again.

Daniel Steinberg shared some wonderful advice about writing in 30 blog posts last September. Every one of those posts is a gem, and it doesn't hurt that Daniel is one of my favorite people.

Millennial Whoop

Fair warning: I don't have any real point here, except that this is the kind of thing I fixate on at 5:00 in the morning when I'm not sleepy.

On Facebook I came across an article by Patrick Metzger titled "The Millennial Whoop: A glorious obsession with the melodic alternation between the fifth and the third". When I saw that title I tried to think of melodies that use fifth-third repetition. The examples I came up with were older than today's pop music:

  • "JOEY, joey, JOEY, …" ("Joey, Joey, Joey", 1956)
  • "TALL AND TAN and YOUNG AND LOVELY, the GIRL FROM IpaNEMA GOES WALKING and…" ("The Girl From Ipanema", 1962)
  • "on a CLEAR DAY, rise and look aROUND YOU, and you'll SEE WHO YOU are…" ("On a Clear Day You Can See Forever", 1965)

Once I played the first example in the article I knew what Metzger meant, and recognized it from Katy Perry.

Besides coming from earlier eras, I can think of two ways my examples differ from the "Millennial Whoop":

  • My examples use fifth-third repetition, not quite alternation.
  • Harmonically, the Millennial Whoop is sung over a dominant (near as my ear can tell). In my examples, the chords may change underneath the fifth-to-thirds in the melody, but I don't think any of those chords are dominant (could be wrong, too lazy to check).

Side note: it's always amused me that the theme from "Return of the Dragon" (the movie in which Bruce Lee fights Chuck Norris) has the same first four notes as "On a Clear Day". It even continues the similarity by repeating the pattern up a step.

Saw Seven Samurai Again

Went out and saw Seven Samurai last night. I can't remember when I'd last watched it.

I was blown away as always by everything about it, especially Toshiro Mifune's towering, volcanic performance. His character Kikuchiyo is vulgar and ridiculous, but over time we come to understand his rage and his pain, and why he is the way he is. By the end — it gets me every time — my heart is breaking for him.

I'd forgotten a lot of the movie's subthreads and bits of business. For example, there's a hilarious line that I'm pretty sure I won't forget again: "How dare you pick flowers at a time like this!" Also, I'd never noticed before the different ways children are used throughout the movie.

If one didn't know much about it, one could easily assume Seven Samurai is about a bunch of heroes who save the day. There is heroism, but more than that, there is compassion in the face of deep human suffering.

I almost changed my mind about going. Practically speaking, there's a lot of ways I could have spent those few hours more productively. I'm glad I did go, because the experience pushed some buttons in me that probably needed pushing. Plus I got to discover the Metrograph theater, which is pretty cool. I look forward to going back.